Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
so that wasnt chicken after all
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
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all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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