some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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