North Korea, Best Korea!
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
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Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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