remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
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So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
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