O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
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