Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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