Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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