A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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