Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
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I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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