I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
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the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
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masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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