Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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