Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
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