U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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