im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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