the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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