I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
i barfeds in our rink
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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