I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
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