"it" just moved
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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