i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
