found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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