how can u be prego again
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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