Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
seriously i just wanna be friends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!