so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
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I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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