i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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