dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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