yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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