Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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