return my video game
dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
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OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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