Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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