youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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