wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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