I cockslap morals
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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