so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Found the puke drawer
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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