Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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