We're like a lot better than the average bears
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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