question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Someone shattered a urinal.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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