i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
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The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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