She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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