I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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