I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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