So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
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i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
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Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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