love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
God, I missed his penis.
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