Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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