He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
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I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
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wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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