yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
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Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...