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• (301): View more from Maryland

  My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.

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• (760): View more from California

  running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata

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• (407): View more from Florida

  If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Blood and glitter go together right?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  ...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.

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• (925): View more from California

  Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  i think im in europe. pls send help

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