so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.