How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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