oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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