I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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