I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Randomize
