She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
well, you know. whores of a feather.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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