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Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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