There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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