I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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