He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I enjoy the company of your penis
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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