I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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