I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
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i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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