Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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